Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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