Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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