I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
