i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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