Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
this is an emotional support booty call
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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