did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
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