So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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