It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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