My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
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