I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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