How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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