i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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