Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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