Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
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