He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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