3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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