My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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