Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
