One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
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