I don't think brook has ever known best
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
He felt like a one man threesome
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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