You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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