i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
