Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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