I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
It's never too late to be topless.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
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