I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Be still, my beating vagina.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Randomize
