How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I just gift wrapped bread.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
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