? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I just gift wrapped bread.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
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