i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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