i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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