Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
He better not be in your backpack
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
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