i wish semen tasted like chocolate
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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