Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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