I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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