Midget sex pt 2 tonight
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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