You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I pour the whiskey from now on
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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