I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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