He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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