Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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