we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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