I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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