? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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