I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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