My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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