oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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