He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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