well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
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