i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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