they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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