We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
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