Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
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